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Friday, September 30, 2005

Drunks With Guns

Filed under: It's funny. Laugh. — Chris Ross @ 3:14 pm

Thanks for Jaded for the link, Drunks With Guns.

Some people just had a very bad day

Filed under: General — Chris Ross @ 12:52 pm

Not sure what happened, but two cars collided just down the road from my house. Both look messed up, potential write offs, however, the people did get out of the cars and have an argument. I decided that I would be best not interfering, however, the horn of one of the cars is turn onto permanent, and probably enough to make someone go stir fry crazy. My main problem is that could just be me. Anyway, I return to working and using Skype.

And the world keeps rotating!

Filed under: General — Chris Ross @ 12:38 pm

Last night Marianne came round and we both ventured into the wonderful world of ordering Pizza online. You choose what you want, and bigity-bang, it has arrived shortly afterwards! It was very good and certainly made a change from the usual pizza from up round the corner. We watched Spooks, and then Marianne headed off. I proceeded to get all my crap from out of the basement, and up into the dinning room. I cleared the lounge, and started on my room. I have a lot of crap! I still have my clothes, computer kit and kitchen stuff to sort out, but that shouldn’t take too long. This morning I completed on the new flat, and went to see it. The place looks great and should look the dogs on Sunday. I am very much looking forward to moving in!

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Are you a geek ?

Filed under: General — Chris Ross @ 2:01 pm

I am a geek. I can’t really hide from it, from my computer game obsession to the fact that I have invented my own programming language. I took this test and got only 9. Shocking. How well did you do ?

A Post With Content

Filed under: Gaming, General, Life, PSP — Chris Ross @ 1:58 pm

So, this is a post with content.

There are various things that I shall cover. I shall start with the good bits and end with a rant. How’d that sound ?

Got a phone call from my sister today telling me that a parcel had arrived at my Dad’s house. This could only be one thing, the Spider-man 2 UMD that is being sent out to the first 1,000,000 registered customers of the Sony PSP in Europe and Australia. Having registered best part of a month ago I was pleased to hear it had arrived. I chose to have it sent to my Dad’s house knowing that I would be moving around this part of the month. As it happens, I haven’t move yet, but will be on Sunday.

Got another phone call from the estate agents, asking me if I could possibly go in and pick up the keys to the new place tomorrow rather than Saturday. It has kinda made the whole thing seem more real, well, the phone call, and my bank account being £550 lighter. It’ll be, by the end of tomorrow, £720 further lighter, as that will cover the security deposit and administration costs. So, I get the keys, then move on Sunday. Excited++. At the moment the flat is having laminate flooring put down and electric heaters fitted to the walls. I am going to take various photos and put them up when I am settled (about 2 weeks after I have moved in). Dad is coming up on Sunday with a transit van, combined with the hands of Marianne, Ant and Lauren it should be a relatively quick move.

After yet another phone call, a friend Hang has given me his Xbox Steering Wheel and Resident Evil for the Gamecube. He flew back to China today and couldn’t take the stuff with him. I had a quick go on Project Gotham 2 with the wheel, and it was good, but a very odd experience. I need to practice a little more.

Work is currently going well, and I have become a ninja at Javascript now, there are some surprising similarities between it and ferite, although my main gripe is the fact that functions are dynamic binding not static much like closures in ferite. webframework is starting to mature nicely with various issues being resolved as I stumble across them. I have also been playing with some code to make arrays and various other parts of the ferite engine much faster. I am basing it upon the principles of the paper Ideal Hash Tries by Phil Bagwell, however I am making a few changes here and there to make it more flexible. Such as 64bit scaling, combination of indexes so that you can build arrays and hashes into the same system. The unified array will behave in C, the same as it does in ferite. They will be used as the basis of objects, environments, namespaces, closures etc. All very exciting stuff.

I urge you to read the Evil Overlord post, it is hilarious and really does hit about 200+ nails firmly on the head about the evil do’ers in films. Although I fear that many national leaders may read it and learn something.

A game that rocks. I just wanted to make a quick note about Lumines for the PSP. I didn’t get it at first because it doesn’t make sense. However, at somepoint it clicked and I am now hooked. The game works on dropping squares of 4 coloured blocks (two colours on each level), and making squares of the same colour. Whilst this is happening a line moves from left to right clearing up the colours that are connected. Fairly simple Tetris type affair. Now, the bit that keeps you playing is that getting large blocks cleared away make the music and the graphics explode. There are some amazing tracks on the game and the feedback from doing well is really gratifying. A very good game to pick up and play. The nice thing is the Skin Mode that allows you to go back and play on specific music and graphics tracks. As you play the Challenge mode, more skins become unlocked.

So, time for a rant.

There are two things that really cheesed me off the other day whilst driving south for the weekend. The first was pulling up to a traffic lights, there was a lady in an SUV, driving poorly and had a Baby On Board sign in the back. My issue with this, and I feel that this isn’t unfair, is that it assumes that most people on the road deliberately try to drive into other people. That we all want disgustingly high premiums and wish to injure ourselves and other people. However, giving us a patronising nod and wink that you have a child will turn us into perfect drivers, because, damn, we all have to think of the babies. Especially those that are protected in a fuel guzzling SUVs that make those drivers oblivious to the rest of the world. I drive the best I can, and if I am not, do people honestly believe they can change that with a yellow diamond ?

The second rant is that of lollipop people. I think they are a great idea in places where there are no crossings. They allow kids to get to a from school in a safe fashion when it comes to roads. What I hate, is those that hang out at traffic lights. They press the button. The light goes red. Cars stop – they have to (I merely point this out because it is important). Then the lollipop person walks out into the road and puts their arms out. As if they are stopping traffic. Or to stop those naughty cars from driving through a red light when there are people stopping. Now, lets examine this scenario. Most people will stop at a red light. Most people wont drive through a red light. Most people will particularly avoid the driving over people situation, as that kinda makes life more tricky. Lets examine the mentality of the other people, those who have no problems with red lights, nor running people other. Do the lollipop people honestly believe that prancing out into the road, holding out their arms is going to change this mentality ? I mean come, I am sure that if you don’t mind running people over, you may even consider someone in a fluorescent yellow jacket some sort of multiplier bonus. I suspect I am being unfair, I mean kids don’t know how to use a crossing right ? It isn’t like every kid in the world enjoys pressing the button ? Is it ? Well, with these situations, I have yet to see the lollipop person press it.

I just needed to get these rants out of my system, I suspect that I am being grossly unreasonable. I feel much better now. Have a good day :)

For the Evil Overlord in you:

Filed under: It's funny. Laugh. — Chris Ross @ 12:05 pm

Here.

(There will be a post later, but I have a headache at the moment)

Bricks and Mortar

Filed under: It's funny. Laugh. — Chris Ross @ 8:16 am

A touching tale of human kindness in a crazy world:

This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It’s allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building plot..

One day a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on the empty plot. The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

They even gave her her very own hard hat and gloves. At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her ‘pay’ home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her ‘work’ on the building site and the fact she had a ‘pay packet’.

“You must have worked very hard to earn all this” said the bank cashier.

The little girl proudly replied, “I worked all last week with the men building a big house.”

“My goodness gracious,” said the cashier, “Will you be working on the house again this week, as well?”

The little girl thought for a moment and said, “I think so, Provided those c*nts at Jewson deliver the f*cking bricks!”

Biting Comedy

Filed under: It's funny. Laugh. — Chris Ross @ 8:11 am

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice–picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn’t been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man frowned. “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up, he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

George At His Best

Filed under: It's funny. Laugh. — Chris Ross @ 8:09 am

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident’

“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks……….

”How many is a Brazillion ??!’

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Random Thoughts

Filed under: General — Chris Ross @ 8:15 am

Does cat-nip effect tigers ? (or any large cat for that matter)

I am going to write a longer post later covering my disgust with the Baby On Board signs in the back of cars, and lollipop people with an over-rated sense of importance at zebra crossings. You know. The ones with the traffic lights. I will also post some more PSP wallpapers, including a couple of requested Transformers wallpapers.

Just thought I would give you an insight of Today on Darkrock.